Oh, Fuck It. Let's Just Print The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of Our Money.

To those of you who have lost your jobs to this extinction-level economic event, worry not! For those of us still drawing a paycheck are about to become owners of even more worthless paper! Yay for inflation! Yay for Henry Paulson acting without the authority of Congress!

The Federal Reserve and the Treasury announced $800 billion in new lending programs on Tuesday, sending a message that they will print as much money as needed to revive the crippled banking system.

I can't wait for my gallon of milk to cost me $20!

Fuck yeah!