11.19.2009

President Obama Does Not Care About Boobs

Hey liberals, guess how the government is going to reduce the cost of your highly coveted government-provided public option? No mammograms for chicks before they're 50!

At least that's what the U.S. Preventative Services Task Force (the government) is now recommending. Apparently the few lives that are saved by routine preventative mammograms in the 40-49 age range aren't worth the cost.

"With its new recommendations, the [task force] is essentially telling women that mammography at age 40 to 49 saves lives; just not enough of them," Dr. Otis Brawley, chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society.

The organization says it looked at virtually the same data as the task force but came to a different conclusion. "Breast cancer is a serious health problem facing adult women, and mammography is part of our solution beginning at age 40 for average-risk women," it says. It recommends annual exams beginning at that age.

Experts at the University of Texas M. D. Anderson Cancer Center also voiced concern and said they aren't changing their screening protocol. "We disagree with their conclusions," Dr. Therese Bevers said of the task force. "You have to screen more women. It's the value we put on zero women dying."

The task force acknowledged that mammograms can save lives and fear their new guidelines may be misinterpreted. "We aren't against screening women in their 40s, we just don't think it should be routine," Petitti said.

But some doctors say the language isn't clear and the confusion may turn women away from being screened at all.

The task force claims that the risks of routine mammograms - false positives and small doses of radiation exposure - are too great for the actual percentage of women in their forties (15%) who do catch breast cancer during the exams.

Too great? Too great for whom? Who wouldn't trade the short-lived anxiousness of a false positive for the ability to catch cancer early and eradicate it with a higher success rate than giving it a ten year head start? The reasons these quacks put forth for recommending against routine mammograms are weak and pathetic. Anybody with two brain cells to rub together can see the real motivations for this bullshit conclusion.

Hey guys, how much do you think it costs health insurers to pay for a decade worth of mammograms for every covered woman? How can the government - President Barack "Jesus Christ" Obama - with its stated goal of health reform with no increase in the national deficit use these numbers to plead its case? What else will the government decide to recommend against because it doesn't save enough lives?

See, everybody who's been clamoring for a public option has fought blindly, zealously, for it without actually thinking about the realities of implementing it. I mean, the fucking thing doesn't even exist and yet the government is already proposing health care rationing (and it is rationing, don't think it isn't).

So let's say you get your public option. And let's say you're on it. And you're happy because, yay, you've got insurance, right? But, uh-oh, you later find out you've got this nasty disease that could have been caught and treated early with routine screening. And your life could have been saved except that your one (1) single life wasn't deemed significant enough for the government to incur your health care costs.

Now, I'm not saying it will happen to you, dear reader; what I am saying is it will happen. It's already happening.

What's in your family's medical history?

11.12.2009

Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN!

11.11.2009

Internet Comment Win Of The Day

Via [CNN]:

bryan: This articel sucked.. stick to the game, or stick to Veterans Day.
2 thumbs down.

Mark: Bryan, your spelling sucks. Stick to school.

Thank you, Internets, for your bounty of comments.

11.05.2009

Linux Hate Comment Win Of The Day

Via [Linux Haters Blog]:

linux hater not understand perpose of fedor redhat linux. fedor redhat linux perposed to bleedingly edge features showcase. this mean that nothing work. you turn on computer, hard drive explode due to ntfs error. you click icon, motherboard fry. linux hater want all bugs fixed at once but not understanding that just around the corner.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

11.03.2009

Ubuntu Release Schedule: What's The Point?

What is the point of having a new Ubuntu release every six months? Wasn't Karmic released a couple weeks ago and now they're opening up the Lucid release for submissions. Is six months even enough time to just begin getting in the bug reports (much less implementing fixes for them)?

I don't get it.

10.09.2009

In. The. Tank.

Barack "Jesus" Obama, the lord and savior of the universe, has won the Nobel Peace Prize.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee said it honored Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

..."His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population," it said."

Let's, for the time being, ignore the fact that nominations had to be in by February 1 - that would be 12 days after Obama took office, kids. What, exactly, has Obama done?

Now I'm not saying this guy isn't capable of maybe eventually being a nominee for this prize, but this is just a clear and blatant political move by the Nobel Committee - one they even admit to.

The committee wanted to be "far more daring" than in recent times and make an impact on global politics, said Kristian Berg Harpviken, director of the International Peace Research Institute.

What I'd like to know is if the Nobel Committee spits or swallows.

10.08.2009

It's A-Safe To Dance!

So The Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats - awesome eighties song, right? Of course. But with the help of Wikipedia's entry on The Safety Dance, my respect for that song, and the genres of New Age and Punk, just increased.

Check it out, bitches.